Salad Horse, The

WIP - A bipedal horse with the legs of a beautiful woman, the fingers of a man protruding from its legs, and the lips and bowl cut hair of a man, while remaining a horse in every other way. The Salad Horse does not eat salad, but rather earned its nickname by serving as a “comfort girl” to the exhausted frontline troops of the Hole King in one of the many bordellos in the Darkwood during Bog War One. The nickname arose from the horse's skill in the sex act of analingus known also as “tossing one's salad.” The Salad Horse licked out the assholes of thousands of weary troops, bringing them to climax and giving them a brief respite from the horrors of war. The troops paid it in rotten meat and not salad for its services, contrary to popular belief. The Salad Horse joined Bruce’s entourage during his time at Munich University and developed a reputation for snorting lines of coke mixed with powdered hay. The Salad Horse proved itself useful to Bruce Vanlouen as an agent of blackmail, collaborating with Bruce. The Salad Horse would allow its interludes with politicians, celebrities, and other powerful individuals to be filmed. Bruce would then pay the Horse in Polvera Rossa for its assistance. Bruce and the Salad Horse have an on again off again sexual relationship. Bruce prefers to receive oral sex from the horse over anal.