Professor Baby WIP

Most popular show in the Darkwood and longest running TV series of all time, having actually premiered in the dreams of Bogfolk before the advent of television. The plot centers around a baby that can do math and can't stand his older brother Jeffrey, and whose ultimate goal is to create an equation to remove the crust off all PB&Js and get rid of that dang broccoli. The protagonist’s catchphrase, “goo goo ga ga = mc^2” has become a popular repeat joke among Bogfolk, literally always invoking a diarrhea laugh. It is unknown who is developing, producing, directing, financing or acting in Professor Baby. There are two 29 hour episodes per year that air without warning. Diaper parties often center around viewings of the show. While most Bogfolk find the show so hilarious they make constant diarrhea while watching, critic Dickey Marachek has a different interpretation:

“This is quite simply one of the saddest pieces of art ever produced, a tale of loss, grief and absolute isolation and loneliness, an unflinching stare into the darkest abyss through the eyes of a truly tormented soul.”

Some believe that Professor Baby is picked up on Bog receivers from a distant galaxy. Keen observers have speculated that various subtle clues throughout the narrative suggest the show is produced by moon slaves on a spice mine as a form of escapist fiction theater, but also beamed out in defiance as an encrypted distress signal. Generally a TV antenna containing shards is required to pick up episodes of Professor Baby; however, if you are near the center of a fracture or puncture you will be stricken with a migraine that will dissipate if you close your eyes, which then allows one to view the episode in perfect clarify as it airs. One attempt to watch a Professor Baby episode in reverse turned a man's tongue to fire and compelled him to perform an abortion on his cat. Professor Baby is in its 175th season.