Bog English

Dialect of English Spoken within The Bog. Bog English is subject to unique linguistic entropy when two or more speakers are engaged in verbal or written conversation. A degradation of grammar, syntax spelling and basic rational thought occurs and grows increasingly worse as the exchange progresses.

It is this law of entropy that explains the brevity of most Bog conversations. As generally by the 5 to 10 minute mark both parties are mumbling abject gibberish and by minute 20 have devolved to bestial screams and snarling.