Three Bean Salad

Traditional Bog cuisine, does not contain beans. Ingredients vary so wildly from recipe to recipe to such a degree that describing precisely what Three Bean Salad is actually prepared with is literally impossible. Most people who prepare their own Three Bean Salad are careful to only source their ingredients from The Bog. Many Bog residents claim that they have never actually made their own Three Bean Salad and that a fresh bowl will always appear at their feet when they begin to think about needing it. The fact that this dish is referred to as “Three Bean Salad” and contains no beans may have simply been a joke for the first settlers of the Bog but it has become a bizarre and inexplicable point of intense pride for those who dare to eat this esoteric cuisine. Common vector for Rich-Rash.