Uncle Spaghetti - WIP

- A balding caucasian man of indeterminate age, Uncle Spaghetti is somehow the uncle of nearly every single person or creature within The Bog. Uncle Spaghetti enjoys showing up to family get-togethers, parties, and other personal events to share a beer and tell stories about your dad.

When questioned about his relationship with an individual Uncle Spaghetti will toss his head back and say, “Oh boy, let’s see here,” and begin attempting to recount a long tale of family lineage, usually involving grandparents or great grandparents coming from the “old country”. Blood tests or family records will almost always confirm that this man is related to someone in the Bog in some capacity; however, whether or not he is actually always an uncle remains to be seen.

Uncle Spaghetti can occasionally be spotted dangling hundreds of feet in the air suspended in a column of emerald light, screaming in agony.