Milk Bones (Breakfast Cereal)

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Popular Breakfast cereal in and around The Bog. Advertised as "The bitter chalky cereal that softens your teeth as you chew." Milk Bones' parent company has faced criticism amid allegations that its cereal causes the debilitating disease "Milk Bones," However spokespeople have repeatedly rebuked any possibility of a connection.

Actor Milk Bones famously performed in television advertisements for the product, before he himself came down with Milk Bones. The actor has since turned to advocating for the product's ban.