Gatorade Wars

The Gatorade Wars were a series of conflicts fought over the sports drink "Gatorade" taking place mainly in the Darkwood and Sagittarius Star Cloud LVI AOIs. While not notable for being particularly long or violent, the Gatorade Wars did leave strong divisions in Bog society after their conclusion.

The Battle on The Cold Bones
The first battle of the Gatorade Wars began without precedent. Two forces found themselves gathered on the Bones of the dead Star-Serpent Juiljara located in the Sagittarius Star Cloud LVI AOI. When asked by his subordinates why a battle was being fought, General Hang Kneeley replied "because they drink blue Gatorade."

The fight itself lasted only 20 minutes. Soldiers on both sides could not understand why they were being asked to fight and no one at all could remember how they were transported to this remote location. Before long all combatants wandered away leaving only a handful of commanding officers from either side who came together and formed a temporary truce.

The Battle for the Arby's Parking Lot
Approximately 60 years later, the truce forged on the bones of Juijara was broken when two opposing forces met in battle in the parking lot of an Arby's restaurant. casualties from this fight numbered in the thousands, but in the end the force representing red Gatorade come out victorious.

Effects of the War
After the war's conclusion, red Gatorade become slightly more popular for the next few months. After the horrors of war faded from memory, Gatorade consumption within the Bog returned to normal levels.