Project Mister

WIP

Designation given to the series of experiments conducted on human and humanoid subjects by Bruce Vanlouen and Richard Paris Lemming while working at the Munich Institute for Applied Sciences.

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The Marmalade Massacre: After a routine inspection by the Munich Government resulted in one government health inspector being turned inside out and another escaping badly mangled the German government imposed a military quarantine of the grounds, trapping Bruce, Richard and 12 of their assistant graduate students inside with the rogue Mister Marmalade who had escaped during the inspection. What unfolded next mirrored almost exactly the plot of the film Alien (1979), with Mister Marmalade picking off the graduate students one by one in increasingly gruesome fashion. When Bruce and Richard were the only remaining survivors they inexplicably stripped down to tight white cotton women’s panties and white tank tops and locked themselves in the worm lab for a final showdown.

Notable outcomes include, Mister Egg, Mister Richard, Mister Charlie-Orenthal V-1, Mister Fister, Mister Butt, Mister Krill, Mister Midnight, Mister Marmalade and ultimately Mister Lipless. Many may have been graduate students who were deceived into participating, homeless vagrants lured by promises of warm food and money, or individuals kidnapped by Bruce and Richard at local gay bars and nightclubs.